Movie Review: Mystery Island: Winner Takes All

Hallmark movies place crime solvers in all sorts of curious situations. Police have been paired up with crossword editors, bakers, home renovation pros, literature professors, archaeologists, dancers, fashion designers… the list goes on and on.

Other times, it’s less about the unexpected pairings and more about the locale. A college campus, a morning TV show, Martha’s Vineyard… big cities and small towns alike. Nowhere is safe from a Hallmark mystery!

And now, we can add MYSTERY ISLAND to the list of settings for multiple Hallmark mystery movies.

We previously reviewed the first film in the series, and now we’re back to tackle the latest installment: Winner Takes All.

How does it compare to the original? Is MYSTERY ISLAND ever gonna run out of mysteries? We’re going to find out together!

First, though, a heads-up: I’ll recap the story below, and then give my thoughts on the whole endeavor. If you’d like to read my conclusions but skip the full recap, scroll down to the bottom of the post.

Ready? Okay, let’s dig in!


FILM RECAP

It’s a dark night on MYSTERY ISLAND, as police psychologist Dr. Emilia Priestly pans her flashlight back and forth by the pool, before creeping slowly back into the luxurious house.

There’s the clink of a glass. She’s not alone. She walks across the water feature and up a few stairs when her flashlight goes out for a second.

When it comes back on, BAM. Detective Jason Trent is there, surprising her. The two of them venture into the kitchen, and Emilia quotes a message about the trail “going cold.” So they check the freezer.

There’s a body inside, and they are weirdly casual about it.

Suddenly the Baroness is there, and we shift to a well-lit office as she, Jason, and Emilia toss ideas back and forth. They’re workshopping a new murder mystery. Fredericks, the house manager and CEO of MYSTERY ISLAND, claims he can’t find the unused mystery storylines written by John Murtaugh, the island’s creator (and the victim in the previous film).

The Baroness has a video call with Carlos, their lead investor, and it turns out he has named the Baroness COO of MYSTERY ISLAND. To generate funds and interest, she proposes a puzzle contest where the top solvers win tickets to attend a murder mystery on MYSTERY ISLAND. And if they solve the mystery that weekend, they win a cash prize. She also suggests inviting celebrity crime novelist Cassandra Cornwall to help promote the event.

They have a tight deadline to deliver a draft of the event to Carlos, and Emilia and Jason immediately start bickering about their other jobs and responsibilities.

Cut to Emilia sitting poolside, where she talks to Jason on the phone and they awkwardly discuss how awkward they are together and that they enjoy working together. Awww…kward.

We then jump-cut to the contest weekend and a shot of our eyepatch-wearing white-tuxedoed pal Fredericks, as he introduces a staff of ten employees to Emilia and Jason.

Emilia and Jason give the staff (and the viewers) a rundown of the invited guests:

  • NYPD detective Bobby Teller, who solved the contest puzzle in 32 minutes
  • Bobby’s plus one, his brother Davis, an investment banker
  • Alice Whatley, a whodunit podcaster who solved the puzzle in less than an hour
  • Alice’s plus one, her aunt Louise Baker, a hotel manager from Manhattan
  • Cassandra Cornwall, who is an old friend of John Murtaugh
  • Cassandra’s plus one, her useless husband Ted

The Baroness will also be playing, and has brought her new boyfriend James, a Texas oilman, with her. Emilia and Jason will be undercover as staff to help run the event.

Fredericks informs the guests about the murder boards in their rooms to assist in their solving, and that today’s event starts as soon as they enter their rooms. At some point, a body will drop.

(If one of the invited guests is the victim, they’ll be housed in the “deceased bungalow,” which has a jacuzzi and is adjacent to a golf course. Davis likes this idea and suggests someone kill him.)

Jason then collects everyone’s phones, and the guests discuss detective novels like those of Agatha Christie, Evelyn Murtaugh, and Cassandra Cornwall. It turns out, James and the Baroness bonded over one of CC’s books on a long flight.

Everyone scatters to their rooms, eager for the event to begin.

In the Baroness’s room, James knocks at the door and kisses her. His Texas oilman accent is an act, but apparently his affection for her is real. (They have switched rooms at his request to give her a nicer view.) Since James is an actor and employee of MYSTERY ISLAND, the Baroness is hiding their true relationship from Emilia for now.

Or so she thinks. We cut to Emilia, who suspects something is up with the Baroness and James. Emilia and Jason awkward-flirt some more and she continues offering snacks to the guests while Jason bartends.

Emilia sees Fredericks looking awfully chummy with Aunt Louise, which piques her interest. Alice talks to CC, mentioning she’s done several podcasts about CC’s books, and inquiring if CC would be a guest on her show sometime. CC is cold in response, then walks off after Fredericks.

Emilia follows and overhears CC telling Fredericks that he owes her. When they notice Emilia, Fredericks covers by saying CC is unhappy with her room, and Emilia offers to handle the problem. Ted asks about the room, but CC blows off Ted and walks away.

The happy couple…

Emilia asks Fredericks about his conversation with Aunt Louise and he similarly blows her off. Boy, Emilia has only been cosplaying as staff for like FIVE MINUTES and she’s getting the full food service experience.

Cut to dinner time, where everyone is seated except James, who arrives late, back to full cowboy accent. Fredericks informs everyone that they should all be in the game room at 9 PM sharp, but not a moment before.

During dinner, Alice asks if Bobby would go on her podcast, and he asks her in reply how she solved the puzzle so fast. (Um, didn’t he solve it faster than her?)

She admits Aunt Louise helped a bunch. Davis claims Bobby also needed help, and Bobby mentions Davis was kicked out of three colleges and downplays his achievements as an investment banker. What a jerk!

James stirs the pot by claiming Davis’s boss was his advisor, but he fired him. Then he targets CC, telling her he’s not actually a fan of her books and that bringing CC to the island is a waste of time and money. He claims it’ll be different “when he’s running things” and the Baroness tries to shut him down, saying Carlos isn’t interested in selling. James replies that he’ll just have to take the island from him, then. Oooh, heavy-handed intrigue.

Emilia and Jason slip away, pleased at how their mystery is playing out so far. She spots Fredericks standing alone by the pool and again asks him what’s going on, but gets nowhere with him.

They retreat to the game room, and we see the guests gathered around a Scrabble board. Davis and Ted are missing, though, and Aunt Louise goes to look for them. James starts making drinks while Fredericks slips out.

James focuses on Alice this time, claiming he’s going to buy the podcast network her show is on, and her crime podcast will have to be more family friendly.

Davis finally arrives, and Ted shows up not long after. James puts the tray of drinks on the Scrabble board and spins it around, mixing up the drinks. Aunt Louise returns, and everyone toasts.

James begins choking, and several guests tend to him, while CC blithely claims the game has started.

But everyone is shocked when the gazebo bursts into flame outside. James stands up, suddenly fine. But Emilia and Jason are shocked.

The explosion isn’t part of the script.

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Jason uses a fire extinguisher and puts out the burning gazebo, and they find Fredericks on the ground nearby. Before he dies, he whispers the word “arrest” to Jason.

Bobby tries to handle the investigation, but Jason and Emilia reveal their true roles and send everyone inside. Aunt Louise is crying, while everyone else is stunned/confused.

They find a tripwire in the wreckage of the gazebo, which Fredericks must have tripped, alongside a destroyed briefcase that they believe contained the explosives.

Jason goes to the office to call the mainland while Emilia collects everyone’s passports. James reveals to the guests his true identity as an actor so there are no more secrets.

Oh James, there simply MUST be more secrets. We’re only 30 minutes in.

(Also, from this point forward, to avoid confusion, we will refer to him and his fictional counterpart as Actor James and Victim James, respectively.)

Bobby recognizes him from an improv show he did years ago on a cruise ship. The Baroness gushes about Actor James’s brilliant performance in an off-Broadway show based on the story of Orestes.

The next morning, the Baroness and Emilia find Jason going over security footage from the island. He’s managed to eliminate any of the staff members as suspects for the explosion, leaving only the guests as potential killers.

Jason uses the passports to see if any of the guests had previously come to MYSTERY ISLAND and interacted with Fredericks. They also discuss a trip the Baroness and Fredericks took to New York to find an actor (where they hired Actor James), so all that NY-centric backstory for the guests is surely going to come into play at some point.

Emilia and Jason question the Baroness first, and Emilia confronts her about her relationship with Actor James.

We get interrogation scenes next:

  • CC reveals that her publisher wants a MYSTERY ISLAND tie-in for her next book, and she approached Fredericks about it, but she was unhappy with the results
  • Ted plays dumb, claiming he was stargazing near the gazebo
  • Davis claims he’s the one who solved the contest puzzle, not Bobby
  • Davis also claims Bobby was previously in financial trouble, but “figured it out”
  • Aunt Louise confirmed she met with Fredericks on that New York trip
  • Louise claims she and Fredericks were in love years ago, but Fredericks broke it off, only to reconnect with her recently, giving her and Alice the solution to the contest puzzle so they could come to MYSTERY ISLAND
  • Louise says Fredericks was going to resign and no longer work for MYSTERY ISLAND, so he and Louise could be together and “live an opulent lifestyle”

(Emilia and Jason talk about Fredericks’ demotion, which is weird. He was named CEO at the end of the last film, while the Baroness is now COO, implying he’s lost some influence. But later, they mention Fredericks as CEO still… so where did the demotion happen?)

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

The title changes continue as Ray — former coroner, now police chief — arrives with several cops to help investigate.

They head to Fredericks’ room, which has clearly been searched already. Ted and Davis, as the people late to arrive to the game room that night, are the top suspects.

Ray finds a secret safe with a fingerprint lock and his team gets to work collecting DNA from the guests.

More interviews ensue:

  • Actor James asks if his death scene was convincing
  • Actor James also hands over a note he found in his room that reads “meet me at the gazebo tonight for some real fun”
  • They realize the note is freshly typed, so they go looking for a typewriter.

And wouldn’t you know it, Evelyn Murtaugh’s typewriter is missing from the library.

They show the Baroness the note, and she thinks Actor James was the target, not Fredericks. But she never told anyone that she and Actor James switched rooms, so Emilia and Jason believe she was the actual target.

Emilia and Jason move the Baroness to a safe room since she’s still in danger. Everyone else gets sent to their rooms while Ray heads back to the mainland with the body and the DNA samples.

Jason cooks some food for Emilia and they discuss Fredericks’ secrets before starting to profile the killer. They’re very casual about walking around a manor with a murderer lurking nearby.

Emilia goes back to the kitchen for her forgotten key and is startled by Alice, who she ABSOLUTELY DECKS by accident!

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Alice is surprisingly cool about getting punched in the face, and offers her services as a mystery solver to Emilia.

Emilia shuts her down, saying that she’s not good at solving mysteries, she’s good at telling stories about mysteries others have solved. (Plus Fredericks provided the solution to the puzzle for her). Alice admits that she came to MYSTERY ISLAND hoping to boost the visibility of her podcast.

The next morning, Emilia is working at the murder board when Jason arrives. They ponder if the death is intended to tarnish the island’s reputation and push Carlos to sell MYSTERY ISLAND.

They check on the Baroness, who excitedly shares her conclusion… the same one Emilia and Jason just discussed. They spoil her moment, but only a tiny bit.

Outside at a lavish buffet, Bobby talks to Alice and offers to team up, but she turns him down. He asks if his brother told her he’s a lousy detective, which he denies. He then brags about deducing that the Baroness and Actor James are a real couple, but the fact that they are embracing quite openly RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM AT THIS VERY MOMENT hurts his case as a brilliant detective somewhat. (We also see something in Bobby’s ear.)

Jason mentions the investigation is ongoing and asks them all to stay. Davis suggests the group continue solving the original murder game as a distraction. Everyone but Bobby likes this idea, and he walks off.

Actor James and the Baroness retire to the deceased bungalow, since he was the game’s victim and the game has resumed. Jason asks Davis to help keep Bobby around while they’re investigating, and Davis mentions that Bobby could use the prize money, since he might have to retire early. Apparently he’s being investigated by Internal Affairs for taking bribes from a prominent crime family.

Jason tells Ray about the New York crime connection when Alice interrupts to apologize to Emilia about last night. She then asks if Actor James and the Baroness are a couple (WHY DO THEY KEEP ACTING LIKE THIS IS A BIG SECRET?!) and they ask if she figured it out. She mentions Bobby did, and they wonder who told him.

They clock the thing in Bobby’s ear, and believe he knows about Actor James and the Baroness because of a listening device planted in the library. They find the listening device and check the other rooms, in case he’s bugging them as well.

In the deceased bungalow, Actor James and the Baroness talk, and he pitches returning to the mystery as a new character. Emilia and Jason arrive, requesting their help.

They stage an emergency to lure out Bobby and prove he’s the one who planted the listening devices. Bobby arms himself with a corkscrew and heads to the beach, where he finds the Baroness confronting a man in a dark hooded jacket.

When he approaches, the man turns around and reveals himself to be… Jason. The trap is sprung!

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

While Jason takes a call from the cops on the mainland, Bobby and Emilia talk about police work and masks. He namedrops his mentor, a detective who relocated to Boston.

When he hands over the listening devices, Jason mentions that the investment group looking to buy MYSTERY ISLAND is run by the same crime family that supposedly bribed Bobby. Bobby lawyers up rather than answering any more questions.

They leave Bobby’s room and overhear an argument between Aunt Louise and CC about Louise’s relationship with Fredericks.

As Jason and Emilia await the chief’s arrival, Emilia connects that Jason’s mentor and Bobby’s mentor were the same cop, Detective Ruiz. (In the previous film, Jason mentioned Ruiz’s murder was unsolved.)

With Ray’s help, they open Fredericks’ fingerprint safe and find the missing mystery plots written by John Murtaugh, along with contracts for a $2 million dollar estate in Scotland.

Jason calls the realtor and confirms Fredericks already put down a million for the estate and planned to pay the rest in a week. Where would he get this money so quickly?

As the Baroness reads through the missing mystery plots, she recognizes one of Murtaugh’s mysteries as the plot of one of CC’s novels.

They compare all of the mystery plots to CC’s books, and each Murtaugh mystery predates the novel based on it. Every CC mystery has been stolen.

They confront CC about this, accusing her of rifling through Fredericks’ things. They believe she was upset that he was out of mystery plots for her, and her newest book is suffering delays because of it.

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

CC claims she was happy to pay Fredericks because of her publishing success, and that she didn’t kill Fredericks. She needed him alive to help her finish her next book.

Back at the deceased bungalow, the Baroness wonders if she wasn’t the target after all, but Emilia and Jason still aren’t sure. They then meet Hugh Walsh, aka Actor James’s new detective character.

As Hugh and the Baroness rejoin the game, Emilia and Jason head to the murder board, but are stumped. They’re missing something.

Jason goes to talk to Bobby about Ruiz. They discuss Ruiz’s murder (and add the detail that Ruiz was drugged before he was killed) but Bobby still refuses to talk without his lawyer present.

In the game room, Hugh is talking to Louise, Alice, and the Baroness, and they discuss the game’s murder, returning to the drinks spinning on the Scrabble board. Alice deduces that Victim James picked up the wrong glass and was killed by his own drink… meaning that he intended to kill someone else.

Emilia and Jason bring food to Bobby’s room and discover he’s hung himself.

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

As Jason throws a sheet over Bobby’s body on the bed, Emilia spots the missing typewriter in Bobby’s room. There’s a suicide note from Bobby to Jason typed on it, confessing to Fredericks’ murder. But Jason can’t read the entire note without contaminating the crime scene. (Which is weird, because someone would have had to scroll the paper back down for all the text to NOT be visible on a typewriter.)

They tell Davis about Bobby’s death and the confession, and Davis refuses to believe that Bobby would kill for money, despite his shaky ethics. They fill in Actor James and the Baroness, and then overhear cries for help.

Davis and Ted are fighting near the pool about a deal gone bad, and we finally get the truth about why Davis and Ted were late to the game room on the first night. Ted cut a deal to get Davis as his financial planner in exchange for CC taking on Bobby as a contributor to her next book. (Ted was desperate, he’d lost most of CC’s money in the stock market.)

The chief examines Bobby’s body, and determines he was strangled BEFORE he was hanged, so it was murder, not suicide. Emilia spots that part of Bobby’s murder board was wiped clean, so she suspects he’d figured something out before he died.

They read the rest of the note from the typewriter and see that the word “defence” is spelled the British way, not the American way. So Jason wants to talk to the Baroness again.

Naturally, she’s upset she’s gone from potential victim to potential suspect. Actor James is similarly upset, and goes for a walk while Emilia and the Baroness chat.

The Baroness mentions MYSTERY ISLAND’s bad luck and suggests she might tell Carlos to sell the island and she’ll just move to New York and live with James.

Jason works at the murder board when Emilia arrives, frustrated that MYSTERY ISLAND might be going away. She and Jason resolve to listen to all of the recordings Bobby made, convinced that he heard something that they missed.

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

We get a montage while Jason and Emilia eat pizza and listen to Bobby’s recordings. When a marker runs out, Emilia goes to the Baroness’s desk for more, and finds it out of order. Someone has been in the password book! (So, you know, maybe hide it better if it’s so valuable?)

They check the computer and find that Bobby was the last person who logged in. They look at the computer history and see something important. They stare importantly at it, and at each other. IMPORTANT.

Cut to the big gathering scene. But not the one we expect.

Louise and Alice have collected everyone to solve the murder of Victim James. They focus on the person who stopped the rotating Scrabble board and caused Victim James to pick the poisoned drink… the Baroness!

She dated Victim James, lured him to MYSTERY ISLAND, and then killed him to protect her beloved murder-happy game locale.

The Baroness congratulates Alice and awards her the prize money, but they’re interrupted when Jason strikes the gong in the corner of the foyer.

The cops arrive, and Jason and Emilia wheel in a murder board for their own grand reveal. They accuse Actor James of killing Bobby because Bobby recognized him from that improv show years ago.

In fact, they believe all of the misdirections (the note under James’s door, the fake suicide, the British spelling of “defence”) were the work of Actor James!

FINAL COMMERCIAL BREAK!

It turns out Actor James and Fredericks worked on the same cruise ship seven years ago, and Bobby found this out.

Fredericks and the Baroness had gone to New York to find an actor to play their Texas oilman, and they saw Actor James performing in Orestes.

And Orestes sounds an awful lot like “Arrest” when spoken by a dying man. GASP.

They ping-pong between three main topics: Fredericks, Bobby, and the cruise ship, and it’s sort of a mish-mash of random facts for a bit. They believe that Fredericks knew about a murder Actor James committed… seven years ago. Bobby didn’t know the details, but the connection between Actor James and Fredericks was enough leverage for him to try to shake down Actor James for money.

But Actor James killed Bobby instead and staged his suicide.

Emilia and Jason followed Bobby’s lead down the rabbit hole, uncovering how Actor James’s father died in prison… and how Actor James blamed the detective that put his father in jail: Detective Ruiz, Jason and Bobby’s mentor.

Actor James had discovered the offshore accounts where his father had hidden his embezzled money, and Fredericks tried to blackmail Actor James into helping him pay off his Scottish dream home with Louise.

Actor James was supposed to bring the money to the island to hand it off to Fredericks, but instead, he killed him and tried to pin it on Bobby while using the Baroness as a distraction.

Sadly, this is all conjecture. They have no hard proof of James’s involvement in Fredericks’ or Bobby’s murders. OH NO, WILL ACTOR JAMES GET AWAY WITH IT?

Well, no.

But why not?

They don’t have proof of him killing Fredericks or Bobby, it’s true. But they DO have his DNA from Ruiz’s murder, because he spat in Ruiz’s face before he killed him.

He is arrested and dragged off, still claiming he loves the Baroness. She looks around, baffled by the entire reveal.

In our closing scene, the guests have left, and Emilia, Jason, and the Baroness decompress after the long weekend. CC wants to write a book about the weekend’s events, but the Baroness would rather Emilia write it instead.

She leaves, and Emilia and Jason discuss the book and return to their flirty banter from before, a bit less awkward now.

The end.


CONCLUSION

This was a curious watch. I enjoyed the actual mystery more than the murder in the original film, but I don’t feel like the filmmakers played entirely fair with the viewers this time around.

Like many murder mystery novels of the past, crucial information was kept out of our hands, so when the big reveal rolled around, we couldn’t really conclusively point to a suspect ourselves, due to lack of evidence.

There are huge assumptions in the big reveal that don’t feel like genuine deductions, and it makes both Bobby’s actions and the last murder seem a bit nonsensical. (Strangely enough, the actual solution of this film’s mystery feels more like the FAKE solution to the previous film’s mystery.)

I’m not saying the story doesn’t wrap up nicely. They manage to tie both movies together in an interesting way… but as someone who likes to try to solve the case alongside the protagonists, I felt a little cheated.

I’ve lamented in the past about escape room puzzles that feel non-intuitive, and this murder mystery gave me the same lack of satisfaction.

And given how Winner Takes All wrapped up all the loose ends from the previous film, I wonder if there’s anything more for a follow-up to accomplish. This might be a one-and-done (well, two-and-done, anyway).

You should definitely watch it for the fun twists and tropes, though. It’s not a bad way to spend a couple of hours.


Did you enjoy your return visit to MYSTERY ISLAND, fellow puzzlers? Let me know in the comments section below!

Movie Review: Mystery Island

Hallmark mystery movies have employed a lot of puzzly tropes over the years.

We’ve seen locked room mysteries, and crossword mysteries, and murder mystery dinners-turned-murder mysteries, but I don’t know if we’ve seen an escape-room-style-puzzle-fueled-murder-mystery-turned-murder-mystery before.

Mystery Island combines some classic murder mystery elements — isolated place, limited number of suspects, unexpected murder — and throws them in a blender with some riddles. It makes a mystery-in-a-mystery. We’re almost to “riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma” level here.

But how does it hold up in the pantheon of Hallmark mystery movies? Let’s find out.


First, though, a heads-up: I’ll recap the story below, and then give my thoughts on the whole endeavor. If you’d like to read my conclusions but skip the full recap, scroll down to the bottom of the post.

Ready? Okay, let’s dig in!


FILM RECAP

The film opens on the big climactic reveal of a murder mystery. We have British accents, a man with an eyepatch and a white tuxedo, and elaborate hifalutin names. The Baroness Alcott believes she knows who the murderer is, but she got it wrong.

Again.

Drat.

Later, she complains on the phone to her friend, Dr. Emilia Priestly, and leans on Emilia to help her solve the mystery, but Emilia has an actual suspected killer to talk to. During an intense back-and-forth, the inmate threatens her and her family’s safety, and she walks out, rattled.

During a cup of tea with the Baroness, who has flown straight back from her murder mystery to check on Emilia, they discuss the dangers of her consulting work. They both agree she needs to take a step back… after wrapping up her work for the next few weeks, that is.

Naturally, this perfectly lines up with the next murder mystery event the Baroness will be attending on MYSTERY ISLAND, and the Baroness offers to treat Emilia to the expensive adventure.

BAM, it’s three weeks later, and our intrepid duo is on the dock, ready to take a boat to MYSTERY ISLAND. But not before literally bumping into an American man who is rather abrupt with them. I’m sure we’ll never see the brooding handsome fellow again.

Cue a big swooping drone shot over the speedboat as it races to MYSTERY ISLAND.

Emilia and the Baroness arrive, greeted by the well-appointed staff of the household and our white-tuxedoed eyepatch-toting host, Fredericks. He welcomes them with champagne and escorts them inside.

This place is BONKERS. There’s a water feature, complete with planks to walk across, like an indoor pond, as well as a conservatory, where plants abound, augmenting the sharp-angled decor.

There’s a library for research (loaded with first editions of mysteries written by the organizer’s famous mother), a dining room with floor-to-ceiling windows, and a game room. (We get our first Clue reference here.)

It’s also backstory time, as we learn about the first mystery hosted on MYSTERY ISLAND five years ago, the reclusive organizer John Murtaugh (who lives in Montana and hasn’t been back since the first event), and the fact that this weekend’s event is meant to attract investors. (Based on the champagne, the numerous members of staff, and the house itself, I’m not surprised!)

We also meet some of the other solvers for this weekend’s event:

  • Carlos del Fuego (a hedge fund manager and potential investor who knows John) and his wife Morgan
  • Phoenix Green (a rude workout maven and potential investor)
  • Sarge (former military, potential investor, and the only four-time winner of MYSTERY ISLAND events)
  • Riley Peel (a reporter who works for a travel website, non-investor)

An awkward toast follows the awkward introductions, and then Fredericks arrives to collect their phones (to avoid cheating, although there’s no signal on the island) and inform them their rooms are ready.

In Emilia and the Baroness’s room, the Baroness shows off the murder board where they can begin solving the mystery, and explains the rules. Emilia finds an invitation to dinner from John Mariner, and the Baroness begins theorizing if he’s the murder victim or a misdirect. We find out each mystery is specifically tailored to the guests, thanks to profiles provided by the players.

A gong sounds, and dinner time has arrived.

The men are in summery suits and the ladies are totally glammed out. Fredericks plays a recording from Mr. Mariner for the guests, and everyone grabs their pens, ready to take notes. THE GAME IS AFOOT.

As the message plays, we get a glimpse of a member of the staff with the fakest beard you or I or anyone else has ever seen.

The recording namedrops Sheridan le Fanu (a mystery and horror writer), as well as the nursery rhyme Hickory Dickory Dock. The recording is clearly loaded with references that will mean more later. The record itself is then burned in the fireplace by fake beard man.

Everyone settles in for dinner and wonders about when the mystery will begin.

Cut to the game room after dinner, where Emilia sits down with a drink, and all the players scatter to different rooms, growing impatient. No corpse has dropped yet, so they head off to bed. There’s a momentary glance between Riley and a member of staff named Lucia.

Emilia and the Baroness sit outside and discuss the clues from the recording. We get a “the butler did it” joke, and they discuss the etymology of “Mariner,” the host’s name. Emilia connects it to Murtaugh thanks to the Oxford-English Dictionary in the library. The Baroness hopes this means the mysterious creator will be attending this year’s event.

When Emilia returns the dictionary to the shelf, there’s a click, and the entire bookcase swings open, revealing a hidden passage. Giddy, they grab a handy lantern and head into the passageway and up the stairs, finding a door with no knob. A locked room, indeed.

They recall the riddle and knock three times, opening the door to a secret study. The Baroness screams when she sees a body on the balcony, and when they investigate, it’s our friend with the eyepatch and white tuxedo, Fredericks.

But he’s not alone. Our poorly-bearded server is there as well, with a dart in his neck.

Fredericks stirs, revealing he’s alive, and the Baroness is disappointed. Emilia is horrified when she discovers that the other man is genuinely dead, not just part of the game. She also spots the fake beard and nose on the corpse, removing them to reveal the dead man as – GASP – the reclusive John Murtaugh.

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Police Chief Gloria Espinoza steps down onto the boat of the American man Emilia bumped into before, and it turns out he’s Jason Trent, a detective who crossed paths with Murtaugh years ago.

They have a murder to investigate. On MYSTERY ISLAND.

Cue more overhead boat footage.

After a tense reintroduction with Fredericks, Jason and Gloria meet up with the Baroness and Emilia.

Jason examines with the scene with his crime tech and meets Lucia. Murtaugh was killed with a poisoned dart, but could have died anywhere between several minutes and half an hour after being darted. They also find a remote control for a drone, but no sign of said drone.

Fredericks mentions previous tensions between Murtaugh and Sarge, as Sarge wished to collaborate on mysteries for MYSTERY ISLAND, but was rebuffed by Murtaugh.

Fredericks then shares details on the mystery with Jason, explaining that he was meant to be the victim for this weekend’s events, and that he didn’t know what would follow next. The plan for the rest of the weekend’s mystery is locked in the safe. (Murtaugh ordered him not to look until after Fredericks’ “corpse” was discovered.)

When the safe is opened — kudos to the sound designer, the clicks of the safe are very satisfying — GASP. The safe is empty.

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Fredericks is aghast at the empty safe, explaining that only he and Murtaugh knew the combination. He and Jason then notice that his computer is absolutely smashed to bits on the floor. How they entered the room without noticing a wrecked computer tower RIGHT THERE is beyond me.

Not only is that the sole source of internet access for the island, but Fredericks then reveals there is no surveillance anywhere on the island, because guests who pay TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A NIGHT expect privacy.

The chief goes back to the mainland with the body and profiles on all the guests, since there’s no internet on the island now to verify the profiles. (I don’t know why the chief doesn’t just bring another computer with her the next day. It’s not like that computer was the only one in the world that could access the internet.)

Jason goes to see where everyone was before the secret passageway was discovered, and Emilia hits him with a detailed account of everyone’s movements. Jason is impressed.

Everyone is sent to bed, and the Baroness immediately starts matchmaking Emilia and Jason, trying to catch up to all the Hallmark viewers who were already doing so. (I mean, look at that photo. Can’t really blame her.)

The next morning, all of the guests and staff are gathered in the dining room, with several guests demanding to leave, only to be cowed into staying by Jason. The police take fingerprints and DNA from everyone.

The Baroness immediately wants to go look for clues, and Emilia reluctantly follows.

Gloria and Jason interview Sarge while Phoenix tells Carlos she’s going to lie to the detectives and say she heard Emilia talking about committing “the perfect murder.” Phoenix even suggests taking a dart gun from her room and planting it in Emilia’s room to frame her, casually claiming that if she’s actually innocent, the trial will prove it.

Phoenix is a monster. (Also Carlos is weirdly casual about Phoenix mentioning a dart gun in her room. I would have asked more questions. I’m just saying.)

Riley spots Emilia eavesdropping and blows up her spot before walking in and greeting Phoenix and Carlos. Emilia then sees Riley find a note in his pocket, read it, and throw it into the fire before he talks a walk outside. So many shenanigans so quickly!

Carlos is interviewed next, as Sarge stumbles upon the Baroness trying to pick the lock to his room. He’s fine with it and gives her the key to his room so she can search his things.

Emilia follows Riley out of the house while Phoenix offers the detective a fake break-up note from Murtaugh to Emilia, claiming it fell out of Emilia’s purse the night before. When Jason puts the spotlight back on her, she immediately claims Morgan was having an affair with Murtaugh.

Phoenix is a monster.

The Baroness finds nothing in Sarge’s room, but still suspects him. However, they agree to work together to solve the murder. (Sarge and the Baroness deserve their own movie. Make it happen, Hallmark!)

Emilia follows Riley along a wooded path and sees him arguing with Lucia.

Back with the police, Morgan claims there was no affair, and deduces that Phoenix pointed the detectives in her direction. She then says that she and Phoenix used to be friends, back when Phoenix and Murtaugh dated. (Man, for a mysterious recluse, Murtaugh really gets around.)

Emilia tells Jason about Riley burning the note, his meet-up with Lucia, and about what Phoenix said. He shows her the note, and she denies ever meeting Murtaugh before walking off. But she doesn’t go far, and she overhears the chief tell Jason that Phoenix’s fingerprint was found on the dart gun that killed Murtaugh.

(See, Carlos, you should’ve asked more questions.)

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Sarge and the Baroness find Emilia, who immediately wants to join their unofficial investigation after Phoenix’s attempted frame-up. They compare notes and the trio sneak up to listen in on the conversation between Phoenix and the cops.

She claims she didn’t notice the dart gun was missing, but also claims she touched several of the guns on display in her room the day before. Jason confronts her about the note and lying about not seeing Murtaugh, but she again pushes attention to Morgan.

The trio hides a few feet away like Scooby-Doo characters before sneaking up to Morgan’s door to overhear Jason and Morgan talking. (Boy, $10,000 a day for secrecy, and these doors and walls do NOTHING to muffle conversation. What a ripoff!)

Phoenix bursts in, followed by the trio, and gets put in handcuffs while trying ONCE AGAIN to convince them that Emilia and Murtaugh were a thing.

Phoenix is a monster.

Emilia walks down to the beach for a quiet moment, and on her way back, she spots Carlos running into the woods. He starts burning some papers at a small firepit.

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Emilia yells “Police!” and Carlos scampers off. She then grabs the smoldering papers and runs back toward the house, pursued by Carlos, who apparently didn’t scamper that far. Lackluster scampering, sir.

Thankfully, he trips on that one arch-shaped tree root that’s always there to snag someone’s foot and he wipes out.

She makes it back to the mansion before Carlos and hands over the papers to Jason. They’re love letters from Murtaugh to Morgan. Emilia officially offers to help Jason with the case. (And the Baroness and Sarge wish to listen in… the way they have been through doors the whole time anyway.)

Morgan confirms the love letters are real but claims it was one-sided and she had no interest in Murtaugh. It turns out the letters Carlos was trying to burn were John’s copies of the letters, hidden in a fake Don Quixote novel on the bookshelf that Carlos picked up, as it’s his favorite book.

Given that the secret passageway was also triggered by a book, and this is MYSTERY ISLAND, the crew starts searching every book on the island for another clue. Emilia finds another fake book in the library, and this one has a recording inside.

Lucia marches down to the beach to meet someone, and we get a classic point-of-view “Oh, it’s you” shot before the camera cuts away.

The crew listens to the record, which is another copy of the recording everyone heard at dinner. The Baroness stops it quickly, explaining who Sheridan le Fanu is, in case we’d all forgotten. (We hadn’t, Baroness. We’re all huge le Fanu stans, obviously.)

Fredericks then tells everyone that dinner is at 6 and he has a tux for Jason to wear. Jason balks at the idea of formal wear, but everyone acts like he’s weird for not wanting to dress up for dinner. It’s not weird for MYSTERY ISLAND.

Later, Carlos claims Morgan isn’t feeling well, and Emilia goes to check on her. Jason arrives in his tux (from outside? Did he change outside for some reason?) and he joins Emilia.

Morgan claims she has a summer cold, and Emilia spots a fake nail missing from one of Morgan’s fingers. They leave, both convinced Morgan is lying.

The chief arrives in a fabulous black formal outfit. I’m just saying, no one acknowledges it, and that’s rude. Chief looks fab.

Anyway, she reveals that Riley doesn’t work for the travel magazine after all. Oh, and Lucia is missing.

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Jason and Emilia have a nice moment talking about her work with the police before going to check on Riley about all that liar’s lying lies he lied about.

They confront him about the magazine job, and he claims he’s working on an expose about Murtaugh. The island is hemorrhaging money and costs ten times what it earns. He’s near bankruptcy and all of his investors would lose out if MYSTERY ISLAND failed. It’s a solid motive for the murder for all the investors. (Also we learn that Murtaugh redecorates every bedroom in the mansion twice a year. MONEY, SIR.)

Emilia and Jason share a drink outside and Emilia reveals her policeman father died at his desk a year ago. We also learn how Jason ended up policing the island. (His mentor was killed on the mainland nearby and his murder remains unsolved.)

They bail on dinner and stroll along the beach. We get more backstory on each of them: Emilia was engaged once, and Jason met Murtaugh six years ago when he had a fight with Fredericks over Fredericks being better at fencing than Murtaugh OH AND THAT’S WHY FREDERICKS HAS THE EYEPATCH. HOLY CRAP DID MURTAUGH STAB FREDERICKS WITH AN EPEE LIKE A PROPER SWASHPUZZLER?!

Ignoring all the unasked questions about One-Eyed Fredericks, Emilia uses her awesome power of finding dead people and spots Lucia’s body in the surf.

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Riley walks in as Emilia, Fredericks, Carlos, Sarge, and the Baroness discuss Lucia’s murder. Riley breaks down.

Jason and Gloria appear to be investigating the staff dormitory — for a place with an event ten weekends a year? Do they live there all year round? Seriously, hemorrhaging money, this place — where they smell chloroform. Emilia then arrives with Riley.

It turns out Riley and Lucia were dating, and she was his confidential source about Murtaugh’s finances. He then claims that Lucia was planning to blackmail one of the guests for money, but he doesn’t know which one.

The crime tech shows up to take Lucia’s body, and reveals that Murtaugh was killed by cyanide, but he was already dying from cancer.

Based on the time of Lucia’s death, everyone searching the library is cleared for her murder (the Baroness, Sarge, Emilia, and that monster Phoenix). They check everyone else’s alibis for the time around Lucia’s death.

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The Baroness and Sarge are listening to the record again. They ask Fredericks if Lucia heard the message, and he claims she listened to it days before the event started.

Emilia, just as convinced of the Baroness’s brilliance as we are.

The Baroness believes Lucia decoded the message from the record and confronted the killer. (This is a very confusing deduction. Does the Baroness think that decoding the message for the FAKE murder of Fredericks led Lucia to the REAL killer of Murtaugh? No wonder the Baroness never solves these things. Yeesh.)

The coroner’s report indicates that Lucia fought with her killer, and probably injured them. It also reveals that she drowned in fresh water. So she drowned in the river. (Which is apparently not near the beach. The geography here is a bit confusing.) They go searching the riverbank for clues.

Three seconds later, they find a broken bottle that smells like chloroform and a rock with blood on it. Emilia also spots a fake nail at the scene.

They confront Morgan, who has scratch marks on her arm from Lucia. She claims that Lucia found the bottle of chloroform in Carlos and Morgan’s room, but that it wasn’t theirs. Lucia didn’t care, however, and was going to blackmail them anyway. They fought, and Morgan claims that during the scuffle, Lucia tripped and hit her head on the rock before tumbling into the river.

Emilia and Jason talk to Carlos, who reveals he was secretly funding MYSTERY ISLAND and bailed Murtaugh out of debt. But when Murtaugh found out he was the angel investor and wanted MYSTERY ISLAND to actually be profitable, he was furious and said he would destroy Carlos. He then started sending love letters to Morgan to ruin Carlos’s marriage.

They search Carlos and Morgan’s room again and discover a hidden drawer in the desk, containing darts and a vial of something. Carlos and Morgan again claim ignorance regarding a suspicious item found in their room.

Jason answers a phone call and the drone has been found! (Holy crap, remember the drone remote? That was like 80 minutes ago and hasn’t been mentioned since.) The drone had crashed into the ocean, but the remote helped them track down its location. Somehow. Whatever. MOVING ON.

Emilia and Jason discuss Carlos as a suspect and agree he doesn’t make sense as the killer. They also discuss the inconsistencies in Murtaugh’s relationships with Phoenix and Morgan. Why would he write old-fashioned love letters to Morgan but fly all the way to New York to break up with Phoenix in person? (Apparently being a weird fake-beard-wearing recluse isn’t a good enough reason for them.)

We get a montage of them rearranging their murder board and making phone calls. As Emilia and Jason declare they’ve solved the case, the Baroness and Sarge burst in. They’ve also solved the case!

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The Baroness and Sarge want to do a big reveal scene, and they gather everyone to explain whodunit.

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They go back to the recording, where they’ve uncovered a hidden number code (based on the original Scottish meaning of Hickory Dickory Dock) AND a hidden message skip-coded in the text of the recording: My killer is among us. A free man fire.

They believe this points to Carlos, as Carlos means “free man” and Fuego means “fire.” They believe he killed Murtaugh out of revenge for the whole writing-love-letters-to-his-wife thing.

Everyone is somewhere between amused and bemused by the explanation, like they’ve just had to listen to some flat-earther explain how the government replaced all birds with spy robots.

Jason and Emilia break the awkwardness by revealing the actual identity of the killer…

John Murtaugh.

Say it with me now: GASP.

While fake-bearded amongst them the first night, he:

  • stole the plans from the safe (only he and Fredericks knew the combination)
  • hid the darts and vial in the desk in Carlos’s room (all that redecorating meant he knew the secret compartment was in the desk)
  • chloroformed Fredericks (which, I mean, come on, you already took the guy’s eye, hasn’t Fredericks suffered enough?)
  • used the drone to shoot himself from a slight distance with the dart (which seems like it should be much harder than it looks. Did he miss a few times and have to pick up all the darts?)
  • dropped the gun to the ground below
  • flew the drone out to sea to crash it
  • died

He’d cooked up the devious riddle in the recording AND the elaborate fake murder all to destroy Carlos. (Sadly, the remote he left behind was his undoing.)

So, what do you think? Do you think the Baroness still counts this as a successful solve? I bet she does. (It’s not, Baroness. It’s not.)

Everyone prepares to leave MYSTERY ISLAND, but Carlos grabs Jason and Emilia, offering them a lot of money to create new mysteries for the island so he can make it profitable.

They consider the offer… and that Carlos’s offer means they’d get to see each other again.

In the background, Frederick gives us a little nod before the movie ends.


CONCLUSION

This one is so goofy that it circles back around to charming. I really enjoyed the setup, and I especially enjoyed the double reveal of the overly elaborate mystery “cracked” by Sarge and the Baroness, and then the actual, simpler crime solved by Emilia and Jason.

It’s a great takedown of crime novel tropes and locked room mysteries, and with all the Scooby-Doo wackiness, a pretty fun watch. (Though I’m astonished there are no repercussions for Phoenix’s constant lies, interference with the investigation, AND manufacturing evidence against Emilia. Phoenix is a monster.)

There were several seeds for additional mysteries to follow (not just the ending teaser, but Jason’s murdered mentor as well), so I wasn’t surprised when they announced a follow-up movie this year.

We’ll see if it can maintain the same manic energy and escape room-esque riddles and twists that the original had.


Did you enjoy your visit to MYSTERY ISLAND, fellow puzzlers? Let me know in the comments section below!

Crossword / Puzzle News Roundup!

It’s a good week to be a puzzle enthusiast. The Boswords Spring Themeless League kicked off on Monday, the same day one of my favorite puzzly people got her first puzzle published in The New York Times.

And we’ve got news on a crossword convention, upcoming tournaments, a worthwhile puzzle-fueled charity endeavor, and a new Hallmark puzzly mystery debuting tonight.

So, without further ado, let’s get to the puzzle news roundup!


Crossword Con

April 4th marks the second annual Crossword Con, presented by the puzzle app Puzzmo.

Crossword Con is all about bringing together crossword fans and constructors to discuss crosswords as a cultural touchstone and an art form.

For their second outing, the organizers are casting their eyes to the future, asking “what’s on the horizon for crosswords, and what changes are already bubbling just beneath the surface?”

Although it’s only a half-day event, it is certainly jam-packed with notable names with plenty to offer on the subject of crosswords! Speakers and guests include Kate Hawkins, Will Nediger, Ada Nicolle, Brendan Emmett Quigley, Laura Braunstein, Rob Dubbin, Natan Last, Adrienne Raphel, and Brooke Husic.

With Crossword Con in New York and the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament starting the same day in Stamford, April 4th is certainly an eventful day for crossword fans all over (and particularly those in New England).


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Crossword Tournaments

And speaking of crossword tournaments, if you’re a competitive crossword fan, the gears are already in motion for puzzly challenges all year long.

Registration for June’s Westwords Crossword Tournament is open right now.

The registration for October’s Midwest Crossword Tournament opens on April 2nd, just a few days before this year’s American Crossword Puzzle Tournament (April 4th through the 6th) will be held.

Of course, physical tickets for the ACPT sold out a while ago, but you’re still welcome to register for the virtual tournament to participate!

And the activities alongside this year’s tournament are a doozy. There’s an event celebrating the 20th anniversary of the “Wordplay” documentary, a magical puzzly performance from David Kwong, and an acrostics event on Friday night!

Lots of competitive puzzle fun coming up!


These Puzzles Fund Abortion 5

There’s a long history of activism and advocacy through puzzles. Women of Letters, Grids for Good, Queer Qrosswords… these are just a few prominent examples of constructors and creators donating their time and puzzly efforts to benefit the world at large.

And for the fifth year in a row, cruciverbalists and editors have united to help fund safe and affordable abortion care.

These Puzzles Fund Abortion 5 contains 23 puzzles “centered around social and reproductive justice themes,” all for a minimum donation of $25.

If you donate $50 or more, you will also receive the puzzle packs for the previous four years of TPFA.

It’s a very worthy cause and I hope you find it in your heart to contribute to the health and safety of others.


Mystery Island: Winner Takes All

To close out today’s puzzle news roundup, I’m happy to spread the word about a new Hallmark original mystery movie.

Mystery Island: Winner Takes All returns to the setting of last year’s Mystery Island.

In the original, a luxury private island murder mystery experience turns real when a dead body is found during the event. It falls to psychologist Dr. Emilia Priestly and detective Jason Trent to unravel riddles, deceit, and shadowy motives to solve the murder.

In tonight’s sequel, we return to the island for another murder mystery game, this time created by our crime-solving duo of Emilia and Jason. With a cash prize on the line, tensions are already high, but things take a dark turn when an employee turns up dead during the game.

Anyone who enjoyed my recaps and reviews of Hallmark’s Crossword Mysteries will be happy to hear that I will be reviewing not only the new Mystery Island sequel, but the original as well!

Mystery Island: Winner Takes All debuts tonight at 8 PM Eastern on Hallmark Mystery.


Phew! So much puzzly goodness going on. Will you be attending any crossword events this year? Let us know in the comments below.

Happy puzzling, everyone!

The Puzzliest Hallmark Holiday Films!

Unless you’re trapped under a rock, you’ve probably seen at least one of the barrage of Hallmark holiday films unleashed on the viewing public over the years. They release so many, in fact, that many times, they have more new holiday movies than there are days between Thanksgiving and Christmas!

And I’ve watched a LOT of them. This won’t surprise longtime readers, given my extensive reviews of Hallmark’s Crossword Mysteries series in the past.

But you might be surprised by just how many Hallmark movies feature puzzly themes as the hook on which to hang yet another holiday romance.

So today, let’s look at the puzzliest offerings of Hallmark’s holiday season!


The Christmas Quest

Debuting just this week and starring Hallmark movie royalty like Lacey Chabert, Kristoffer Polaha, and Erin Cahill, The Christmas Quest answers the question “What if Indiana Jones, but Christmas?”

They’ve got ripoff music, the map gimmick, and even a giant boulder joke, as Lacey’s treasure hunter recruits her ex-husband (an expert on dead languages) to complete the treasure hunt started by her mother years before.

Okay, so it’s less Indiana Jones than that one episode of MacGyver with the big sapphire, but it’s actually cool to see the mix of Scandinavian lore with standard Hallmark tropes… even if the ending doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.

Mystery on Mistletoe Lane

A historian and single mom moves into a historic home for her new job, and her children discover a Christmas mystery lurking in the walls of the house.

As our historian butts heads with the former head of the historical society, as well as the douche-hat deputy mayor, she tries to revive the town’s Christmas spirit (in a historical way), drive up interest in the historical society, and unravel the festive mystery she calls her new home.

The scavenger hunt with semi-riddle-y clues is pretty fun (and turns the obnoxious children into more engaging characters as they explore), and unlike many of the “puzzly” Hallmark films, you can enjoy solving along with the characters. Plus you get the big reveals, the perfectly timed snowfalls, and a romance that takes about two weeks to cook. Not bad.

On the 12th Date of Christmas

Two designers of puzzly scavenger hunts — a man who prefers working alone and a woman who needs to find her confidence and voice — are seeking the same promotion, but get thrown together to create a holiday scavenger hunt for a big client.

These might be the two least socially capable people in the universe, so seeing them bumble around Chicago as they come up with twelve festive events to coincide with the 12 days of Christmas is a little bit of a chore.

Honestly, this one is barely a story. She resolves her voice thing in the first twenty minutes, and the requisite 90-minute-mark misunderstanding is so cartoonishly simple to resolve, and yet, they both buffoonishly avoid doing so.

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An injured air force vet returns home and meets a doctor just starting out in town, and sparks definitely do not fly at first glance.

But when they each discover a key and a riddle waiting for them that night, they work together to solve a Christmas mystery that requires them to perform a few acts of kindness for others along the way.

This one is relatively harmless fun, as this romance is clearly being orchestrated for the benefit of both lonely parties. Of course, that doesn’t stop the side characters from being much more likable than our protagonists. I’d rather watch hometown boy’s soon-to-be-father best friend and doctor lady’s new hospital pal solve Christmas mysteries instead.

Christmas in Evergreen: Tidings of Joy

Katie is vacationing in the famously (almost suspiciously) Christmassy small town of Evergreen, only to get roped into writing about the town for a magazine article.

But as she explores the town and gets wrapped up in its many Christmas stories (including a smashed magic snowglobe AND the mystery of a lost time capsule), she finds her cynical views on Evergreen fading and her affections for a particular Evergreen resident growing.

This almost feels like a parody of a Hallmark movie. They set up the out-of-towner, the Christmas mystery, the friends-who-clearly-like-each-other, the loved-one-who-will-miss-Christmas, and more within the first few minutes.

Plus there are so many Hallmark alums (many of them referencing OTHER Hallmark movies) that it feels intentionally wink-at-the-camera-y.

The puzzling here is very minor, but it’s worth watching for two reasons:

  1. the friends-who-clearly-both-want-more-but-don’t-want-to-risk-the-friendship who work together to fix the magic snowglobe
  2. one very funny bit of CGI moment you simply have to experience for yourself.

A Christmas to Treasure

We switch to Lifetime for this one, but most of the Hallmark tropes still fit.

Six childhood friends are reunited at Christmas by a treasure hunt, posthumously created the old woman who used to host their clubhouse.

While one treasure hunter hopes to find the money he needs to buy the property and bring it back to life, another wishes to find seed money for his growing business. And wouldn’t you know it, they used to date but things ended badly. Will one last treasure hunt be the key to everyone’s happily ever after?

Kinda cool to see a non-hetero romance take center stage for once. That being said, this one is incredibly saccharine-sappy, and the most entertaining character is the wacky villainous real estate agent trying to cash in on the property.

As for the puzzly hunt… it’s more of a walk through memory lane for the characters, so not much to solve here.

The 12 Games of Christmas

A film from the Great American Family channel takes up the final spot on our list today, as our protagonists actually get sucked INTO a Christmas board game and have to complete holiday tasks in order to return to the real world in time to enjoy Christmas festivities.

Sounds like a slam dunk, right? Cool concept, great cast, what’s not to love?

Well…

The “lessons” behind each festive task were so ham-fisted and the logic so lacking that I couldn’t even enjoy the campy fun of it all. It was a bummer, because I was sure we had a winner on our hands here.


So, when it comes to Hallmark holiday fare, are the puzzly ones any better than the average festive fare? It’s hard to say.

There are lots of Christmas scavenger hunts (like the one seen in the creatively-named Christmas Scavenger Hunt), but most of them are just lists of things to do, and not the more elaborate puzzly hunt of our first entry.

But I think they do make a nice scaffolding upon which to spend two hours watching attractive people fall in love. Add a smattering of snowfall, and you’ve got a recipe for Yuletide entertainment… or at the very least, fun background noise while you do a jigsaw puzzle or solve a crossword.

PN Review: Crossword Mysteries: Riddle Me Dead

Almost two years ago, the first Crossword Mysteries movie debuted. A Puzzle to Die For introduced the puzzle world (and the mystery world) to crossword editor Tess Harper and NYPD detective Logan O’Connor, as the unlikely duo unraveled the murder of an art dealer with a crossword puzzle in his pocket.

With four follow-ups in the can (including Sunday night’s offering), it’s fair to say that Logan and Tess have carved their own little niche in the mysteries market for fans.

So, without further ado, let’s get to the latest installment in the series: Riddle Me Dead.

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But first, a heads-up. I’ll recap the story below, and then give my thoughts on the whole endeavor. If you’d like to read my conclusions but skip the full recap, scroll down to the next solid black line.

Ready? Okay, let’s dig in!


FILM RECAP

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Crossword editor Tess Harper is doing video intros for Riddle Me This, a game show featuring riddles and brain teasers on a Jeopardy!-style board. Her ex-fiance Hunter, who works on the show, chats with Tess about old times during a break from shooting.

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As they stroll around outside the set, they bump into producer Dana, who checks in on them before heading to the dressing room of Riddle Me This host Aidan. But instead of Aidan, she stumbles upon the body of security guard Ian on the floor.

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Cue a very brief intro with the Crossword Mysteries logo, but none of the usual main character introductions or trappings. We get right down to business.

As Ian is helped to his feet, he says someone with brown hair attacked him from behind. But it happened so fast, there could have been two guys for all he knows. Hunter and Tess ponder the attack, and Hunter mentions it might be an obsessed Riddler. (Riddlers are what fans of the show call themselves.)

We meet more staffers for the show, including editor (and Dana’s husband) Graham. Tess hears from police detective Logan, and regretfully cancels dinner plans with him to finish filming. He’s very cute about the whole thing.

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He gets teased about it by fellow detective Amrita, and police chief Chauncey (also Logan’s father, if you’re new to the series) forcefeeds Logan some Italian food, a nice callback to the cooking classes from the last movie. He also makes the partnership between Amrita and Logan official.

Back at the Sentinel newspaper offices, Tess is talking about working on a series of crosswords with “unified themes,” and she and her assistant Sonia mention random seasonal ideas for themes. I do not know if Tess understands what a theme is.

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The conversation soon turns to Riddle Me This, and Sonia confesses that she’s a Riddler and psyched about Tess doing the show. Crime desk reporter Frank (who shares a workspace with Tess) also chimes in. Flowers arrive from Hunter, along with a riddle: A measure of time not found on a clock, but in your heart. Tess ponders the riddle.

Later, Candace and Tess are waiting in line to attend a taping of Riddle Me This. The studio is bustling with activity as a security guard ensures that all guests are on a pre-approved list.

We also see a Riddler bringing a homemade scarf for host Aiden, concerned that Aiden needed something to keep him warm. Security guard Ian accepts it, and greets Candace and Tess. Hunter shows up to take them to their seats, and Candace mentions that Hunter is the head riddle writer for the show. He asks Tess about the riddle he sent, and mentions he has a surprise for her after the show.

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Before the show starts, Tess notices host Aiden arguing with someone. Hunter introduces Aiden, who walks away from the argument and right into his hosting duties. Welcome to Riddle Me This! The crowd says the title along with the host, selling how popular the show is.

Mathew Nasr, their returning champion, has 36 wins in a row. He’s shooting for the record of 41. We get to see Tess’s video introduction from earlier as the show begins.

Mathew chooses a question, and gets one of Tess’s video puzzles: “How do you make the number seven even without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?” Mathew quickly buzzes in. You drop the S.

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We get a montage of Matthew stomping the competition. Some of the riddles are traditional wordplay format, like “What goes up but doesn’t come down?” Mathew answers “A person’s age.” And some of the riddles are short logical brain teasers, more akin to detective riddles. We see one last riddle from Tess: “In 1990 a person is 15 years old. In 1995, that same person is 10 years old. How can this be?” The person was born in BC and the years are counting down backwards.

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Mathew wins again today, earning $44,600. His 37-day win streak earnings total $2,252,600. The show has clearly been doing well during Mathew’s reign, as ratings are up. It’s a pleasant homage to James Holzhauer’s triumphant run on Jeopardy! in 2019.

After the show, Tess, Hunter, and Candace chat, and Marlon Freeman walks up (the man Aiden was arguing with before the show). He introduces himself as the man who writes the checks for “all this.” He compliments Tess and offers his card. Candace and Hunter fawn over this, talking about Tess having found a potential new career.

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Hunter walks them to Aiden’s dressing room, and the door is ajar, so everyone can hear Aiden being a jerk to Sally the staffer and firing her. Hunter reassures Sally as she walks away in tears. When he meets Candace and Tess, Aiden is pleasant, but curt, and cuts Candace off before leaving with Hunter, inviting them to hang out in his dressing room. They acknowledge that he’s a phony clod, far from the genial host facade he presents in public.

Logan arrives with flowers for Tess. The security guard radios to Ian to ask Dana for approval, but Ian instead finds Aiden down on the floor of the stage. Logan runs in to investigate, and we see that Aidan appears to have been choked with the scarf from the Riddler.

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Freeman, Sally the staffer, Hunter, Tess, Candace, Dana, and Graham all arrive, and Logan tells them the set is an active crime scene. Aiden is dead.

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

As CSIs document the scene, Chauncey confirms Aiden was strangled to death. They mention that the leverage required — and the amount of time it takes to asphyxiate someone — indicates the suspect is probably male.

Logan talks to Ian about the break-in the day before and finding Aiden’s body. We cut back and forth between that interview and Chauncey talking to Mathew, who claims he was alone, prepping for the next taping. Ian mentions the staff ID tags allow access everywhere, but their usage is logged in the system. Logan requests a list of staff and audience members in attendance for the show. Mathew mentions his only interactions with Aiden were on-camera, because game show standards and practices forbid contact between the contestant and crew to avoid any chance of cheating.

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Logan talks to Dana about the scarf, and Dana says Aiden had thrown it in the trash can near where his body was found. When asked about her whereabouts during the murder, Dana claims she was alone in her office going over tapes, and then with her husband in editing.

Now we finally get the pairing we’ve been waiting to see, as Logan talks to Hunter about being the last person to see Aiden alive. Hunter replies, “Except the killer, you mean.” Hunter mentions that Aiden gave him his big break, and he owes his career to Aiden. Hunter’s dismay at being considered a suspect is quite evident.

In Aiden’s dressing room, Logan asks Tess about Hunter, and she’s sure he didn’t do it. She mentions “we used to date,” slyly omitting their engagement. There’s no way this information will be revealed in an awkward manner later, no sirree.

Amrita talks to the Sally the staffer, who says she was in the alley getting some air after being fired, and she saw someone leave the studio, a tall blond. She leaves to pack her things.

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Chauncey, Amrita, and Logan sum up what they have: a tall blond spotted, a brown-haired guy who attacked Ian the day before, and the security camera system is down for an upgrade, so no footage.

Later, Tess comforts a teary-eyed Hunter, who hugs her. Logan sees all of this. Tess mentions that Logan was really quick to respond to the call of Aidan’s death, and he says he was in the area. Awww, you poor slob. Tell her about the flowers already.

The next day, Tess and Sonia talk about a fan forum for Riddle Me This. Most of the fans are devastated by Aiden’s death, but one poster repeatedly mentions how pompous Aiden is. Sonia mentions she’s friends with one of the forum moderators, and will press for more details about the aggressive poster.

Glad they’re surfing the internet rather than working on her crosswords. WHAT OF THE UNIFIED THEMES, TESS?!

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We see Sally the staffer walking through an alley, and she’s stopped by Amrita and Logan. There’s no evidence on street cameras nearby of a guy leaving the studio. She claims she was wrong and he went the other way. They’re suspicious of her. Back at the station, they can’t confirm her story, because of a lack of cameras on the street in that direction.

Also, sharp-eyed viewers catch a cameo of Officer Will Shortz in photo form on the wall!

Logan looks at the ID tag records for the studio and finds one for thirty minutes before Aiden’s death, but with no name attached. They head to the studio to investigate.

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At the studio, we see Hunter and Graham working in the editing room, and Tess arrives with treats. Tess bonds with Graham over his baseball memorabilia. She brought cookies because Hunter used to crave chocolate when he was stressed. He’s touched she remembered. They chat about the show’s questionable future now that Aiden is gone.

Hunter mentions that a few months before, a former contestant claimed the show was conspiring with Mathew Nasr to keep his win streak alive. But an investigation by Standards and Practices found no evidence to support the accusation.

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Logan and Amrita arrive, and awkwardness ensues! When Hunter offers a cookie, Logan says he’s allergic to chocolate, and Tess says she didn’t know that. Hunter drops that he and Tess used to be engaged. Amrita, like many of us, is totally here for the drama. Amrita and Logan exit, looking for Dana’s office, and Tess follows to try to mitigate the awkwardness, leaving Hunter with his cookies.

But even though they were only a few feet ahead of her, we don’t see her again for a while. Weird.

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Logan asks producer Dana about the ID tag usage, and she suggests they ask Ian. All four meet outside, and Ian confesses he made an ID at Aiden’s request about a week ago, but he doesn’t know who Aiden wanted it for. Dana is pissed. When Ian leaves, she explains to the detectives how erratic Aiden had been over the last few weeks, including walking in with a bruised eye at one point.

She also happens to mention that the only person close to Aiden was Hunter, and that they often had dinner together, and even traveled to Vegas together the year prior. Chauncey calls with further exposition; he pulled Aiden’s financials, and the host was flat broke.

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

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We see Candace and Chauncey at their latest cooking class. He’s looking forward to the next set of classes, but Candace says she’ll have to bow out due to her work schedule as a therapist. Chauncey is clearly sad, but understands, because John Kapelos is the best.

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[That’s a lot of clues for a half-filled grid.]

Tess is working on a baseball-themed puzzle — though the theme doesn’t seem very unified if you ask me — when Sonia offers her a stack of printouts with comments from the aggressive Riddle Me This forum poster, TheKid324.

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They have the poster’s IP address and Frank tracks it to Williamsburg. Tess says that’s where the Riddle Me This studio is located.

At the police station, Chauncey, Logan, and Amrita discuss Aiden spending lots of time in Atlantic City and Vegas. Tess arrives with the posts, and Amrita, being a pal, greets her by name to warn an unsuspecting Logan. She and Chauncey then make themselves scarce so Logan and Tess can chat.

She mentions that TheKid324 is a baseball reference, which points to Graham Miller, the editor. Logan thanks her for the info, but is clearly cold with her.

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Tess apologizes for not mentioning her engagement to Hunter, but is displeased when Logan says he thinks Hunter is hiding something. Tess calls him the most cynical person she’s ever met.

Tess, you have met killers and failed magicians. That cannot possibly be true.

Back at the Sentinel, Tess is reading up on the contestant who accused the show of cheating, Thomas Sprows. Tess decides to pretend to be writing an article about the cheating accusations for the paper, so she can finagle time with Sprows to see his reaction to Aiden’s death.

At the studio, Logan and Hunter talk about Aiden’s financials, and Hunter mentions a regular poker game Aiden attended with a five-figure buy-in.

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Logan startles editor Graham, who always seems to be watching Tess’s footage. Logan confronts him with the posts from TheKid324, and Graham claims it was just him venting about Aiden, upset that fans thought he was great when in reality, he was a petty, cruel jerk. When asked why he continued to work for Aiden, he claims he only stayed to spend time with Dana, because otherwise, he’d never see her. Aiden works her like a dog.

Logan wants a copy of his hard drive to confirm he was working at the time of Aiden’s murder, and then he gets a call, because it’s time for him to randomly cross paths with Tess again.

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Cut to Sonia and Tess, playing reporter with Thomas Sprows. He claimed that Mathew Nasr got ten Double Up Dilemmas (Riddle Me This’s version of a Daily Double) for every other contestant’s one opportunity, implying that Nasr knew where they were hidden on the board. He suggests there was some code to tell him where they were, but he couldn’t find it.

Logan arrives, and as soon as he tries to talk to Sprows, Sprows bolts.

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Logan gives chase. Sprows hilariously tries to dissuade Logan’s pursuit by throwing down trash cans and garbage that Logan easily avoids. Another cop quickly nabs him, and we find out he’s Sally the staffer’s boyfriend.

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

In interrogation, Sprows admits to searching Aiden’s dressing room for evidence that he was colluding with Mathew Nasr, and that he was the one who attacked the security guard. But he denies murdering Aiden. Sally talks to Amrita, and she confesses to lying about the tall blond because she couldn’t be sure that Thomas didn’t come back the next day to hurt Aiden. But she claims Aiden has an alibi for the murder, so her lie was unnecessary.

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In the hopes of cooperating to help her boyfriend, she also tells Amrita she overheard Aiden saying on the phone, “when I leave the table, he’ll be the one owing me $75,000.” Aiden was massively in debt to someone at his poker game.

Logan and Tess are walking and talking — with no sign of the earlier engagement revelation awkwardness — and Logan mentions that Sprows’s alibi checks out. Also, Sally wasn’t tall enough to be the one who strangled Aiden. Whoever did it was taller than him.

Tess and Logan then chat about famous game show scandals, and whether Nasr and Aiden were colluding. When Logan mentions that Hunter could be involved, Tess again defends him.

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Later, Dana hands Tess a thumbdrive with every episode Nasr competed on, and Tess confesses looking into Sprows’s allegations. Dana is understandably defensive about this, making the common sense argument that Nasr finds more Double Up Dilemmas because he answers more questions. She adds that Aiden didn’t know where the “DDs” were located until they were revealed during tapings.

Dana then gives Tess directions out of the building, which weirdly include crossing the show’s set. Tess is on set when the lights suddenly come on, and then one plummets toward her. She dives out of the way, and it crashes to the stage floor.

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Should I pun here? Okay. It was almost lights out for Tess!

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Logan and Amrita talk to an undercover cop about possible high-end poker games Aiden could be involved with, then he gets a call about the attack on Tess.

When he arrives, Tess mentions there was someone in the control booth, so it wasn’t an accident. Hunter and Logan both offer to take her home, but then Aunt Candace arrives to do so. Logan presses Hunter about security on set during the attack, but with the show shut down, they’ve cut back on staff. The only people around were Dana, some assistants, Graham, and Nasr.

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Logan and Amrita discuss that, with Tess investigating the cheating allegations, the person with the most to lose is Mathew Nasr. So they talk to the arrogant game show contestant. Nasr mentions he intends to go home to Oklahoma since the show is dark, and they press him about everything he’d lose if the cheating accusations were true.

He counters by pointing them toward Dana, claiming Aiden torpedoed a job offer for her. She wanted to take a job in LA, and Aiden threatened to nuke her career with “a few phone calls.”

Apparently, Dana leaving would be enough proof that Aiden’s poor behavior was a problem, and it would jeopardize Aiden’s contract negotiations. Nasr then smugly shoulder-checks Logan, and I was really hoping they’d pin him to the floor for assaulting an officer. Alas, they did not.

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We also spot a poster in the background for the fake program SHORTZ ON SPORTS, our second Will Shortz photo cameo of the episode.

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Tess visits with Aunt Candace, who confesses that she called off cooking classes with Chauncey because she feels guilty about enjoying things without her late husband. Tess advises her to be honest with Chauncey, and the conversation shifts to the subject of her, Hunter, and Logan.

Tess confesses she knows how she feels about Logan, but doesn’t know where she stands with Logan. (And I can hear the shippers cheering across the Internet, rooting for Logan and Tess.) Aunt Candace doubles down, telling her niece maybe Logan is waiting for a sign from Tess.

Later, Tess is watching the thumbdrive shows on fast forward when Hunter arrives with food. During dinner, he mentions that Tess breaking off their engagement was a good thing, helping him find perspective. He again asks about the riddle with the flowers, and she thinks the answer is “a second chance.” He doesn’t press her for more, and they continue eating dinner.

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(For the record, if that IS Hunter’s intended solution for the riddle, it’s a terrible one. It’s not a measure of time at all.)

At the police station, Chauncey, Logan, and Amrita discuss fingerprints found around the control room, and it turns out Nasr’s fingerprints were there. They find him preparing to leave, and take him in.

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

In interrogation, Nasr smugly mentions that he’s been around the set for weeks, so it’s reasonable for his prints to be there. Logan counters that producer Dana says there’s absolutely no reason for him to have been anywhere near the control room. Nasr claims he was taking pictures to show the school AV club he mentors back in Oklahoma.

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Chauncey argues with Logan that they can’t hold Nasr, despite Logan’s suspicions. Logan is clearly heated because of the attempt on Tess’s life. They mention there was a 10-minute window where Graham was away from his computer, but that it isn’t enough time to get from the edit suite, kill Aiden, and get back.

Amrita interrupts their shouting to tell them they found Aiden’s poker game, but they need a known high-roller or someone with name value to get in. Chauncey suggests Tess, which Logan is strongly against. Amrita asks him to suggest someone else. (What about officer Will Shortz?)

Tess is still watching Riddle Me This on fast forward, and complains she can’t spot anything. DUDE, IT’S ON FAST FORWARD. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO NOTICE ANYTHING?

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Logan arrives, and we find out Tess has a monthly Texas Hold ‘Em Game “with the girls.” WHAT? Tess’s random hobbies and their connections to crimes are getting a little ridiculous here.

Logan explains the plan to Tess, mentioning that she’s in six million papers worldwide, and she could be their recognizable high-roller. She accepts.

Cut to the seedy warehouse where the game takes place, and Tess arriving in a white van with Logan and Amrita. Not suspicious at all. Tess wears a hidden earpiece so she can hear Logan, and they mention her bracelet, another callback to a previous episode. She gets $20,000 from them as her buy-in for the game.

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The warehouse has a weird nightclub feel with purple lighting, and Tess hands over the money. Big crossword money. You know how it is.

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Tess walks up to the table with various suited and serious-looking gentlemen, and sits down. She looks at her cards, holding them way too high. Rookie move, Tess. Come on, guard your hand a little. She throws away pocket aces, then throws away King, Queen suited, in order to prolong her time at the table When poked by one of players, she raises $5k on a Jack-2 off-suit. WHAT?

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The guy doubles her raise, and she goes all-in, bluffing him out of the hand. Risky, but not a terrible play early on. She then shows him the bluff, which mildly impresses him. He starts talking.

She then immediately overplays her social game by mentioning Aiden being in debt. He pushes her for information, bluffing about playing cards with Aiden in a different game. The guy pushes, saying if Aiden was playing anywhere else, he would know, since Aiden owed him money. Their security guy holds Tess in her seat. Logan and Amrita keep getting static, so they head for the building. Will they get there in time?

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Tess tries to flee, but the thug holds her. (IMDb lists his character name as The Mountain, which is hilarious.)

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Amrita and Logan arrive with guns drawn, and they bring in Joseph Cheever, the guy who threatened Tess. Back in interrogation, Cheever mentions that Aiden couldn’t place a bet anywhere else, so he let him into his poker games. The ID Aiden requested was for him, so he could come to Aiden whenever needed to take his bets.

He mentions Aiden had some plan to make good on his debt, something about the game show and his new contract. It turns out Aiden signed over his car to Cheever as collateral for his latest bet.

The next day, Tess meets with Marlon Freeman and asks about the argument she saw before the show. He says that he told Aiden that he could be replaced. And it turns out, Hunter went to him a week before Aiden’s death and suggested himself as a possible replacement for Aiden. After a “respectful” period off-air, the show will return with Hunter as host, since Mathew Nasr is still going for the record.

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Chauncey and Candace meet up, and she admits to lying to him about her work schedule. They commiserate over previous opportunities lost, and both admit how much fun they’ve been having lately. In short, Chauncey is great about the whole, and she suggests salsa dancing as their next activity, since the cooking class is full. He counters with bowling, and she accepts. Because John Kapelos is THE BEST.

Logan talks with Tess, and she says she couldn’t find anything in the episodes that shows Aiden and Nasr cheating. SHOCKER. As they chat, they eliminate Graham, Nasr, and Cheever as suspects, leaving Dana and Hunter on the table.

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She mentions Hunter angling for Aiden’s job, then spots two people talking in sign language, and one of them repeatedly doing a knocking motion. She bolts on Logan, having a eureka moment in progress.

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She goes back to the footage of the show, and sees Aiden tapping his cards on the podium a few times. Tess shows Dana footage where Aiden holds out a number of fingers, then taps the cards, indicating where the Double Up Dilemmas are located on the board. And Hunter is the only one who knows where the DDs are located.

Hunter is in the doorway for this revelation, and says “I can explain.”

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FINAL COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Hunter claims it was Aiden’s plan, stating that Nasr was smart enough to go for the record. Hunter felt he owed it to Aiden. And the ratings of the show increased as Nasr’s streak went on. But he says he didn’t kill Aiden.

Hunter promises the show will be on the level when he’s in charge, but Tess leaves, saying she’ll do what Hunter should have done all along. Tess calls Logan as Hunter looks on.

Cut to interrogation with Hunter and Logan. Hunter claims Graham saw him going into Nasr’s dressing room to give him the next set of DD locations, and that’s why he couldn’t have killed Aiden. Chauncey and Amrita ask why Graham would protect Nasr and Hunter’s secrets, and Logan concludes it’s because it helps him conceal a bigger secret: Graham killed Aiden.

But Tess hasn’t wandered into enough hornet’s nests on this show yet, so we find her returning the thumbdrive to Graham and mentioning that Nasr and Aiden were cheating. She looks away at the worst possible moment as Graham shuts the door and locks it.

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Realizing she’s in danger, she tells him the cops already know, trying to dissuade him from attacking with the scissors in his hand. But he doesn’t believe her, and he lunges. She dodges and flees, and he follows after clumsily stabbing his desk chair. Tess runs to the set, and has the wherewithal to push “record” on the tech director’s control board before hiding.

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Graham smugly walks out onto set, talking about Aiden threatening Dana’s career. He recalls seeing Cheever take Aiden’s car. Aiden threatens to implicate Dana in the cheating plot, and Graham chokes him with the scarf. Tess tries to escape the set, and narrowly avoids a slashing by Graham.

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She flees into the hall, and Graham is stopped at gunpoint by Amrita and Logan.

The four protagonists gather as Graham is loaded into a squad car, and Amrita mentions Graham confessed to dropping the light, trying to scare Tess off. They also mention that Dana knew nothing of the cheating scandal.

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Later at the Sentinel, Sonia laments that Riddle Me This has been cancelled. Tess says that Hunter has been banned from working on game shows, but has gotten a book deal to write the Riddle Me This tell-all. She seems disgusted by the whole thing.

Later still, Logan shows up at Tess’s place with food. They are cutesy-cozy while eating on the couch, a very different visual from her sitting at the table earlier in the film with Hunter. He tells her he’s sorry that Hunter disappointed her, and says that Tess interfering with his murder case was the best thing that ever happened to him.

And she kisses him. (And the Internet rejoices!)

He confesses that he doesn’t want to let her down. She says he won’t. And they cuddle up.

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The End.


CONCLUSION

Honestly, I think this was one of their best outings yet. The murder was nicely set up, with LOTS of potential characters and a properly hateable victim. Playing games with the audience by introducing the threat of Hunter was a little cruel, but also a nice narrative catalyst to finally bring Logan and Tess together after five installments in the series.

It would have been nice to push the riddle thing a bit more as a unifying theme to the mystery. Not something as hokey as the killer taunting them with clues, but maybe Tess alluding to famous riddles like The Lady or The Tiger as connective tissue.

Plus they never really closed the loop on Hunter’s riddle. “A measure of time not found on a clock, but in your heart.” “Heartbeat” as an answer sounds right to me, and would have been a nice wrap-up, particularly with Tess resting her head on Logan’s chest at the end of the episode.

But still, the plot moved briskly, there were some enjoyably silly moments (like Tess playing spy in the poker game), and nothing ever felt too contrived.

As always, there are some holes. (Like there being no way to remotely drop a light on someone from the control room of a studio.) The big one is the ten minutes that precluded Graham from committing the murder. I wonder if something was cut for time, because it feels like they got the killer wrong on this one.

Graham somehow had time to see Hunter AND Mathew’s secret, then stumble upon Aiden and Cheever’s deal, talk to Aiden, murder him, AND get back to the edit suite, all in the ten minute window the cops said wasn’t long enough for him to simply kill Aiden and get back to work?

Sounds to me like Graham took the fall for Dana. She was tall enough to kill Aiden (whereas Graham appeared too short, according to forensics), never had an alibi, and sent Tess to the set where Graham tried to drop a light on her. Plus Graham stupidly continued posting ugly comments online about Aiden even after his death. It sure seems like someone both protecting his wife and acting to draw suspicion on himself.

And it looks like it worked.

But enough armchair theorizing.

All in all, I thought this was a very quick, enjoyable watch, with some nice moments for the entire cast. With two Shortz cameos and lots of quality John Kapelos time, this one was a win.


What is the future of the Crossword Mysteries series?

Well, IMDb does have a listing for a sixth Crossword Mysteries outing, but no details are listed yet, so I guess we’ll have to wait.

But after finally getting a Logan/Tess kiss, I suspect fans will be clamoring for more.

As for me, I’m still clamoring for the all-Will-Shortz version I pitched.

In either case, do not fret, puzzle fans. There’s more of Tess and Logan to come.


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A Crossword Roundup: 10,000 Days of Shortz, The Crossword Mysteries, and ACPT!

Hello crossword fans! In today’s post I just wanted to offer a quick little roundup of crossword-related items and stories, so I’ve got three for you today.

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Firstly, I’d like to congratulate Will Shortz on editing his 10,000th crossword! (Approximately. It’s actually his 10,000th day as editor, which is still a very impressive number!)

Friend of the blog Deb Amlen interviewed Will to mark the occasion, and it offers a nice little snapshot of Will’s career as editor of The New York Times crossword, as well as some insight into the man behind the puzzle.

There are also some intriguing stats included in the interview. This one caught my eye:

The Times is publishing more teen constructors than ever before. In the whole history of the Times Crossword up to me, only six teenagers are known to have had crosswords in the paper. I’ve published 46 teens so far, with two more coming up this month.

46 teens! That’s amazing.

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Of course, the part that’s getting a lot of traction online is this quote: “I read all but one of the daily crossword blogs”

Now, I hesitate to bring this part up, because there’s virtually no way to discuss it without sounding like I’m picking a side. It’s not hard to deduce what daily blog Will is referring to here — plenty of others have made the connection already — and the presumed writer of that blog responded to the comment in typically salty fashion, as did his many fans and readers.

I choose not to wade into that particularly turbulent Internet space, which is why I’m not naming names or providing links. If you are that interested, it’s not hard to find them.

But I DO want to say that there are plenty of terrific crossword blogs out there, big and small, that all add to the daily crossword discussion in important ways. Some are more critical than others. Some are acerbic to the point of being fairly unpleasant to read regularly. But there’s definitely a blog out there about the Times daily crossword for you.

In any case, congratulations to Will Shortz on 10,000 days as the most recognizable name in crosswords. Other than Brian Eno, Yoko Ono, Bobby Orr, Mel Ott, Rip Torn, Oona Chaplin…

Anyway, congrats on being A recognizable name in crosswords. =)

Speaking of recognizable names and crosswords, the fifth Crossword Mysteries movie will be premiering Sunday night, April 11th, at 8 PM Eastern! It is entitled Riddle Me Dead, and here’s the plot synopsis:

Tess gets invited to be part of a popular game show, but when the host is unexpectedly murdered, she and Detective Logan O’Connor try to discover who was behind it all.

Not only that, but Hallmark Movies & Mysteries is running a Crossword Mysteries marathon all day, starting at noon, so you can catch up on all things Tess Harper and Logan O’Connor before the newest entry in the series debuts that night!

Of course, you could also just read the four posts about the movies that I’ve written for the blog here, here, here, and here. Just saying.

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Finally, I’ll cap off this trifecta of crossword-related notes by reminding you that registration is open for this year’s American Crossword Puzzle Tournament! The tournament is running from April 23rd through the 25th, complete with all sorts of events!

The tournament has gone virtual this year, so if you’ve ever thought about entering the tournament and testing your puzzly skills, this is the perfect opportunity for you. The deadline to register is Friday, April 23rd, noon Eastern.

There are sample puzzles to try out as well!

Will you be attending ACPT this year, fellow puzzlers and PuzzleNationers? Or tuning in for the latest Crossword Mysteries film? What do you think of 10,000 days of Will Shortz-edited NYT crosswords? Let us know in the comments section below! We’d love to hear from you.


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