I prefer ink to pencil.

(Yes, that’s a tattoo of a Where’s Waldo? scene.)

A buddy of mine was showing off his latest tattoo the other day.

Naturally, this led to everyone in the group showing off their choicest pieces of body art.

And then other people at the coffeeshop joined in. Total strangers lifted sleeves and doffed shirts to show off their tattoos.

At one point, I was pretty sure every inked person in a 3-mile radius was there, and I was awash in butterflies and tribal patterns, cursive script and symbolic tributes to loved ones.

I was the odd man out, seeing as I have no tattoos to compare and/or flaunt, as the case may be.

I’ve got nothing against tattoos. I think they’re cool, actually, and they can be creative and artistic (and just plain badass). Obviously, many of my friends are tatted up. I just haven’t taken the plunge yet, and I don’t know that I ever will.

But I do have plenty of ideas for tattoos.

They range from the nerdy to the esoteric:

–Luke Skywalker’s severed hand, still clutching Anakin’s old lightsaber, with the words “Never Forget” underneath.

–A teddy bear with a hatch open in its belly, revealing a little green man as a pilot

–A chainsaw with the word Groovy along the chainbar

–A globe made of LEGO bricks

–Zombie Lincoln, surrounded by campaign signs

–Silhouettes of a man and woman tangoing across a crossword grid floor

And that last one got me thinking. I’ve seen plenty of tattoos honoring fandom and hobbies. From movies and TV shows to literature and music, but I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a puzzle-centric tattoo in the wild that wasn’t a jigsaw puzzle piece. (Surprisingly common, as it turns out.)

So, I did a small incantation, tossed a little salt around, and summoned a helpful imp to search the Internet for me. That imp is better known as “Google Image Search”.

And I turned up quite a few puzzle-themed tattoos! Check it out!

Here’s a fresh shot of an asymmetrical puzzle grid. (And it’s 12 x 12 boxes too. Definitely a personalized grid.)

A lot of crossword-style tattoos I discovered involve answers with a personal connection: the names of children, family members, hobbies, accomplishments, etc.

This one is a particularly lovely example of the above style.

And, of course, here’s a nod to the most legendary and infamous crossword of all, The New York Times Crossword.

This one is probably my favorite. (Except for the Connect-the-Dots giraffe tattoo I found while searching.) I love the idea that lurking just beneath the surface is a puzzle fiend, easily recognized by all and sundry. =)

And here’s a Sudoku! Perfect for lazy days at the beach.

Why, the possibilities are endless! Maybe I could get the Diggin’ Words dogs along the inside of my forearm, or a cryptogram of a favorite Mark Twain quote along my calf! Or the PuzzleNation logo on my forehead! It’s free advertising!

Yeah, it’s probably best that I remain tattooless for now. But in the meantime, I can keep calm and puzzle on, and I suggest you do the same. Until next time…

BAPHLed!

This past weekend, over 200 puzzlers made their way to a small park in Boston’s Davis Square for the start of the sixth running of BAPHL: The Boston Area Puzzle Hunt League. Teams raced to finish fifteen word and logic puzzles over the course of the day, plus a “meta” puzzle that made use of all the previous answers.

I was one of the people who helped construct and run the event, and I was a touch nervous going in. For a start, 200 people is approximately double what BAPHL events usually attract. And the weather reports were all over the place, with most of them predicting at least some rain. At least one report used the terrible word “thundershower.” BAPHL was going to happen rain or shine, but the latter was vastly more preferable.

In fact, BAPHL went off without a hitch. There was a smattering of rain in the early morning, but by the time teams started running around Cambridge and Somerville, it was sunny and breezy. BAPHL 6 had a rock ‘n’ roll theme (“BAPHL of the Bands”), and quite a few people showed their enthusiasm by showing up in full rock regalia. My favorite was the guy who showed up with purple hair gelled up into a faux Mohawk, a ripped T-shirt, and a kilt. I have no idea how he did on the puzzles, but he certainly had the right attitude.

My favorite moment of the day concerned a team in need of a hint. The six college kids on this team had all gotten into the spirit of things by wearing black heavy-metal T-shirts. You know the kind: Grinning skeletons wielding scythes and riding motorcycles. IRON MAIDEN, said one. SLAYER, said another. The puzzle they needed help on required them to know the names of various rock bands, and despite their T-shirts, they were absolutely lost at sea.

I gave them a little clue about one of the answers. They thought about it. “Black Sabbath?” said the guy in the Iron Maiden T-shirt. “Is that a thing?”

In response to another nudge, the guy in the Slayer T-shirt — a shirt that had a pentagram on it, and a skeleton playing electric guitar — this guy said, “Metallica? That’s a band, right?” He looked around to his teammates for confirmation.

The winning team completed all of the puzzles in about 2:20. How impressive is this? Let me tell you. We had the puzzles testsolved by two different groups of very smart solvers, and neither group completed the set in less than 2:30. Our winners solved it faster even though they had three extra puzzles to solve, “walkarounds” that required the solvers to be on location in Boston. That is some seriously fast solving.

But enough chatter. If you didn’t get to Boston for BAPHL 6, you can still solve the whole event: All of the puzzles, and all the explanations you’ll need for solving, can be found here. If you don’t want to solve the whole thing, but just want to sample a few of the puzzles, allow me to be your guide:

Dining With Disaster is a traditional logic puzzle, and Big Show Tonight is an interesting “visual” logic puzzle, and both are… well, I won’t say easy, but they’re definitely both graspable. (Let me put it this way: I’m not great at logics and I solved both of these without much hassle.) Ropin’ Raisin’ and Rushin’ is three logic puzzles in one, and a bit more of a challenge.

Word lovers will enjoy The Vinyl Countdown, a straightforward, if tricky, anagramming puzzle. Off Our Rockers also involves anagrams but is slightly less clear-cut — you’ll need to have a small a-ha! before you catch on to what’s going on. Angry Words is easy and fun, at least to start — if you’re inexperienced at these kinds of puzzles, it might take some serious thinking to come up with the final answer. Double-Crossed, on the other hand, is a perfectly understandable crossword-with-a-twist, suitable for just about anybody who can handle a New York Times puzzle.

I had two word puzzles myself in the event: Fun Size (kinda like a crossword combined with a jigsaw puzzle) and Close Enough For Jazz (a tricky variety crossword — but at least we tell you up front how to solve it).

Expert solvers who want a real workout can take a look at Chemistry Between Us (hint: you’ll need a periodic table), Evil Genius Teenage Cubists, and Calendar Guy. I constructed that last one.

If you solve enough of these and want to try your hand at the full event, here’s what you need to do: Each of the puzzles above results in a one-word answer. Each answer can complete a lyric seen on this answer sheet. Once teams had enough of the lyrics completed, they were given the final puzzle: Can you come up with your band’s ideal set list, plus a great encore?

All of the answers can be found on the BAPHL Web site. If you attended the event, I hope you had a great time. If you’re first getting to these puzzles now: Happy solving, and rock on!

Is there nothing puzzles can’t do?

Not only are they a lot of fun, but a study conducted in England concludes that puzzles will “boost your earning power.”

When nerds become farmers

The Kraay Family Farm in Alberta, Canada, has a gigantic corn maze in the shape of a (fuctional!) QR code.

Hat tip: Smart News.

And in other news, puzzle people are sometimes known to be eccentric

This Machine Kills Secrets, by Andy Greenberg, is a look at the history of information leaks, and as such spends a fair amount of time on Julian Assange. Forbes has an excerpt with these surprising paragraphs.

…Perhaps chiefly to entertain himself during his time in college, Assange invented a game: The Puzzle Hunt. Following a model invented by MIT for its venerable Mystery Hunt, the Puzzle Hunt was an elaborate campus-wide scavenger hunt punctuated with dozens of math and logic problems that drew in hundreds of students and still takes place annually on the University of Melbourne’s campus.

One of the puzzles Assange generated for that competition—and he created more of them in his first year than any other student—involved a long quote from Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, with each letter written backward. Seemingly random gaps appeared throughout the chunk of text, and collecting the letters following those anomalies revealed a clue for the next puzzle. Another conundrum involved factoring large numbers into primes—a procedure that would have seemed natural for anyone familiar with RSA’s public key encryption tricks.

A year after Assange left the university—he’s described quitting as a “forced move,” as in chess, “when you have to do something or you’ll lose the game”—he sent an e-mail to many of his former colleagues in the Melbourne University Math and Statistics Society asking for their participation in a new project as exciting and intellectually challenging as the Puzzle Hunt.

It was called WikiLeaks.