A Look at Variety Crosswords: Row, Row, Row

The Rows Garden is a doozy of a variety crossword invented by Patrick Berry. He puts a free one on his Web site every once in a while, and it is also frequently featured as the Wall Street Journal Saturday puzzle.

Like most variety crosswords, the Rows Garden can be intimidating if you’ve never tried one before. Just look at that grid. It’s beautiful, but kinda scary — where are the black sqares?! Or do words span those long rows from end to end? Why are the hexagons different colors? What is this?

The Rows Garden is actually a pretty easy puzzle to understand, if not to solve. Two answers will be written, one after the other, in each of the long rows. (The top and bottom rows, being shorter, get one answer each.) You’ll have to figure out where one answer ends and the next begins.

The big curveball comes with the three kinds of “blooms.” Each hexagonal shape represents a six-letter word. You don’t know which answer goes in which bloom — nor do you know in which “petal” a given answer begins. Just to add to the fun, answers can go either clockwise or counterclockwise. This flexibility allows the puzzle constructor to weave spectacularly long answers into the rows, but it makes solving a particular challenge.

Never fear! You do have one thing going for you: All of the clues for the White Bloom answers grouped together, and so are all of the Medium Bloom clues and the Dark Bloom clues.

The trick, as always with these variety puzzles, is to remember to keep your brain flexible. A row answer will provide letters for a particular bloom, and those letters might come anywhere in that bloom’s answer. For example, let’s say you determine that the first answer in row B is TRADE SECRET. That means the answer in that first white bloom contains the letters TRA. It does not mean, however, that the answer in that bloom begins with TRA. Those letters can come anywhere in the answer. Indeed, the answer here could well be RABBIT, with the RA at the start and the T at the end.

So you peruse the list of White Bloom clues, and eventually you see it: “Home decoration titan Stewart.” Aha! That would be MARTHA. When you fill the answer into the bloom, reading counter-clockwise, you then see that the first answer in row C must now begin with HAM…, and you are well on your way to solving the whole puzzle.

Somehow I feel like I haven’t made this sound less intimidating for the newbie.

Well, you’re in luck, because a fellow named Andrew Ries creates a new Rows Garden every week — and not only that, but he puts up two versions of each puzzle: Easier, and Harder. In the Easier version, you won’t have to figure out which clue matches to which bloom — that information is given to you. That’s a great way to get started on this puzzle type. And if you’ve never been to Andrew’s site before, there are 94 Rows Gardens there waiting for you. Start solving now, and in no time at all, you’ll have the puzzler’s equivalent of a green thumb.

Bingo!

David Kwong’s magic trick involving Scrabble is a little slow to get going — you get to watch him arrange tiles for three minutes — but puzzle lovers will be amazed at the ending.

I’ve got a five-letter word for you…

Last week, Eric posted a link to an article chronicling the top ten works of fiction to prominently feature crossword puzzles.

While the Guardian’s countdown included some choice entries — mentioning not only The West Wing but another show near and dear to the heart of yours truly — there’s one glaring omission from their otherwise impressive listing.

M*A*S*H. More specifically, the season 5 episode entitled “38 Across,” which aired on January 11, 1977.

Now, for those of you who’ve never known a world without the Internet, I’ll explain. 

(*gasp* I know! A world without the Internet! Think of it! Heaven is chock full of people who’ve never known Facebook!)

M*A*S*H centered around a mobile army surgical hospital (mad acronym skills at work here) and the trials and tribulations endured by those stationed in Korea during the war.

Some of M*A*S*H’s best episodes came from the medical staff’s desperate need to alleviate boredom at all costs during their downtime, and in “38 Across,” Hawkeye becomes fixated on completing the New York Times Crossword.

Stymied by a single clue — the Yiddish word for bedbug — he goes as far as to contact an old naval buddy, Lt. Tippy Brooks. In his fervor to solve the puzzle, he says it’s an emergency.

This comes back to bite Hawkeye and his chums when Tippy arrives, with his commanding officer Admiral Cox in tow, expecting a medical emergency, not a linguistic one.

(Click here for a terrific plot synopsis of the episode.)

It’s a very funny episode that plays nicely with a classic sitcom trope — the big misunderstanding. (The title is also a clever inside reference to the 38th Parallel, the line crossed by invading Communist forces, igniting the Korean War.)

Considering how beloved M*A*S*H was, and still is, I was surprised this episode didn’t make The Guardian’s cut.

Alas, no top ten list is perfect. (Just ask David Letterman.)

Oh! For the curious readers, the answer was “vantz.” (The fact that Hawkeye never once mentions the Down words crossing the entry makes me think puzzles aren’t exactly his forte. *laughs*)

And there you have it! All is well with the puzzle world once more. Hope you enjoyed this post, and as always, keep calm, puzzle on, and I’ll catch you next time.

Achievement Unlocked

I’ve seen this linked on every other blog I read, quite possibly because it is the most awesome halftime-salute-to-videogames-performed-by-a-marching-band ever.

Quite possibly the craziest Rube Goldberg machine ever

This one has human components. Get ready to gasp several times.

(Via Boing Boing.)

Now can you dig that?

There are a lot of great puzzle games out there, but only a few have characters to go along with the puzzle solving.

Several PuzzleNation games have characters that drive or contribute to the actual solve of the puzzle — Crossword Raiders and Tanglewords among them — but my favorite is easily Diggin’ Words, our timed anagram game, because of the Diggin’ Dogs.

In the game, the dogs dig up seven letters, and it’s up to the solver to assemble as many words as they can (from 3 to 7 letters) from those seven in the time allotted.

It’s up to the Diggin’ Dogs to dig up those letters and cheer you on as you shuffle and noodle over the numerous possibilities.

But other than a friendly demeanor and a penchant for amateur paleontology, what does the average solver know about the Diggin’ Dogs?

Precious little.

So, it’s my distinct pleasure to introduce the seven lovable pooches who make Diggin’ Words possible.

From left to right: Stormy, Barkley, Copernicus, Sam, Veronica, Lorenzo, and Kana.


Stormy

The elder statesman of the pack (Stormy’s 3 months older than Lorenzo, the next oldest), Stormy assembled this elite team of expert hole-diggers from a wide range of friends, colleagues, and confidantes he’d made over the years. He’s wise beyond his years and proud of his fellow Diggin’ Dogs.

Barkley

The troublemaker of the group, Barkley is mischievous and playful, always ready with a joke or a squeaky-toy prank to lighten the mood. He also participates in a howling barber shop quartet every Saturday night around midnight behind the farmers’ market.

Copernicus

Alert, attentive, and all around excitable, Copernicus (Nicky for short) is enthusiastic enough for a dozen Diggin’ Dogs. Of course, if letter-inscribed bones rocketed out of the ground in your owner’s backyard, you’d probably be the excitable type too.

Sam

You may recognize him from the famous Dogs Playing Poker painting. Sam has since retired from the professional circuit and now spends his time panting expectantly while players try to anagram on the fly under his watchful gaze. He also enjoys barking at passing cars, birds, and sometimes, nothing at all.

Veronica

Veronica is a former Iditarod champion who stepped down after four consecutive victories. Now enjoying a peaceful lull before her next adventure, Veronica joined the Diggin’ Dogs for some much-needed R & R. Digging up these bones and shuffling the letters around is the perfect way to stay in fighting trim.

Lorenzo

With his love of quoting Shakespeare and coloring suggestive of the Phantom of the Opera, Lorenzo is the mysterious one. No one quite knows what breed or mix he is, and he’s happy to keep them guessing.

Kana

The sweetheart of the group, Kana is the affectionate one in the pack, with everyone’s best interest at heart. She keeps bowls of water offscreen for any of the dogs that start panting too heavily, and makes sure everyone sits far enough back that the bones won’t hurt anybody. You can also thank her for the lack of visible drool.


Without these adorable pups, Diggin’ Words wouldn’t be nearly as fun to solve. Thanks, guys and gals. There’ll be an extra MilkBone for each of you tonight.

And thanks for reading. As always, keep calm, puzzle on, and I’ll catch you next time.